Size Queen
Size Queen: (Noun) A person who prefers large male appendages for sexual intercourse.
In her ongoing quest to never shut the fuck up and annoy everyone as much as humanly possible, Lady Gaga delivered an interview in Australia about her fondness for giganto wangs. I guess the one she's packing in her pants isn't as big as she wishes it was. HEY-O!!!
In her ongoing quest to never shut the fuck up and annoy everyone as much as humanly possible, Lady Gaga delivered an interview in Australia about her fondness for giganto wangs. I guess the one she's packing in her pants isn't as big as she wishes it was. HEY-O!!!
The singer has caused quite a stir since touching down in Australia, paying homage to The Sun with another typically wacky outfit and participating in an explosive video interview with an Oz newspaper website.
In the chat she revealed:
The only thing she needs in a man - and it's big ... (Source)
No, seriously, shut up already, Lady Gaga. Gwen Stefani tried to do the whole platinum-blonde, Dance Dance Revolution thing about five years ago, and she sucked at it too. Although if you're looking for someone who will make you lose all feeling below the belt, I know a certain someone who could do the trick.
More of Electro-Pop Barbie and her Cameltoe of Doom performing live in Sydney:
You're neat. I like how keen you are.
Mr Feist, where have you been all my life? Hm? I adore you already.
Although, I'd definitely sit on Lady Gaga's gaga.
This bitch has a cock bigger than Pink's.
It's because she's already so loose and floppy down there that she needs a big man. Women with normal sized coochies have plenty of fun with men of all sizes.
I have a big dong.
The only problem is I could never get an erection for you Lady Gaga. Even if you wore a paper bag to cover your homely face. I would still know you looked like the lovechild of Splinter from Ninja Turtles and Nancy Spungen underneath of it.
And that would make my big dong shrink. Sorry. Get a nose job and we'll talk, ratface.
I live in Sydney so I've unfortunately had to deal with this slapper's face being everywhere at the moment. Not to mention the moronic comments by facebook "friends" gushing over how "Lady Gaga is like, TOTALLY, the like best performer EVA!!1!".
Result? Not my friends anymore. I can't respect anyone who likes the pantsless wonder.