Programming Note
Just a quick note: I've decided to hire an intern to help out around here so I can take days off now and then without feeling horribly guilty for neglecting you, my wonderful and loyal readers. So without further ado, please welcome Jeremy Feist, the adorably hilarious 18-year-old Canadian gay porn star from Notes on Bar Napkins. (You better believe there's NSFW content on that site.) He's going to covering for me tomorrow, because, well, I decided to tack on an extra day to my holiday weekend to drink margaritas and bang my hot-ass boyfriend.Be nice to him, because I'll know if you're not. It's been long overdue since I had someone around here to post half naked pictures of Ryan Reynolds -- so longtime readers will see this as a welcome return to form.
Enjoy the rest of your Memorial Day!
xoxo,
Stacey
Your concern for our happiness is touching. I suppose, to reciprocate, I'll have to find an intern to read the site when I'm on vacation so that you don't feel neglected.
Smart lady - if you burn out and come to hate a job you'll only do poorly at it. Your posts are mostly magnificent and, Lordy, Lordy, makes me laughs and laughs. I’d hate for you to burn out or bail. You are usually my first heartfelt guffaw of the day, and for that I love you more than you know. Don’t worry – it’s not like “stalker-love” or anything – it’s like that person in the office you actually enjoy seeing most days and you really really hate it when the end up quitting.
Anyway, one problem. Jeremy sucks. He’s not funny. Not clever. Not original. You know what he is – he’s annoying. He’s just a caricature of a gay guy with an attitude. You could get Sam Rockwell to play him in a movie…and do a bad job of it. And no – I don’t hate gay guys. I love gay guys (well…you know…) Find another gay guy – just not a guy where ALL he is is gay. Find person who’s funny...clever...original...
I miss Dustin – he’s that guy I miss at the water cooler.