Legal documents in the lawsuit against Paris Hilton by the makers of her 2006 film Pledge This! which bombed, alleging that she failed to promote the movie, reveal Paris to be dumb and irresponsible. Shocking, I know.

Asked by lawyers about her calls from the producers, she testified: 'With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time. I probably get a new cellphone, like, every two weeks.'

Shown her mobile phone bill, she responded: 'I've never seen a phone bill of mine in my life.'

The lawyer in the Miami case then asked Hilton if she had a diary for business meetings, and she said she uses the internet to see where she has been.

'I just press my name and Google it and see,' she added.

When asked about her responsibilities as an executive producer on Pledge This! Paris replied, 'I'm not sure what a producer does, but... I don't know, help get cool people in the cast.' (Source)

You know, in a way it's almost kind of brilliant. The only way better to win an argument than by being really intelligent is by being super balls-out fucking dumb. Literally, no one can win an argument with you that way. They'd have a better chance getting information out of a ten-year-old who was playing the repeating back everything you say game.

Whoring around L.A. like usual with Doug Rein-hole: