Opposite Marriage: (Noun) A term used by brain-dead fuck puppets to describe gay marriage.

Awwww, isn't this precious...Colin Farrell will be walking his brother Eamon Farrell down the aisle later this year when he gets hitched to his fiance, Steven. Not just that  "Civil Union" bullshit either. We be talking full on GAY MARRIED, bitch! What?! Somewhere out there, I'm pretty sure James Dobson and Pat Robertson just had fucking aneurysms.

Colin Farrell is preparing to walk his gay brother down the aisle when he marries later this year.

The actor will be best man when Eamon Farrell ties the knot with his partner Steven in a European ceremony.

And Eamon has blasted the British government for forcing him to travel abroad to marry. (Source)

In all seriousness, congratulations to the soon-to-be married couple. Just make sure you make Colin wear one of those super-doofy bridesmaid dresses. Puffy sleeves, random bows...the works.

Here's Colin Farrell looking all sexylicious at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards: