So Britney, who is totally in control of her mental facilities now, recently did a photo shoot for Elle magazine. The good news? She didn't get fried chicken grease or animal feces on the designer clothing this time. The bad news? This happened:

The pop tart took time off from her "Circus" tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty." (Source)

Remember how I keep insisting that if we don't learn from Britney Spears' psychotic behavior we're doomed to repeat it; and her father and record label and everyone else keeps insisting she's fine and sends her off on a world tour with unbelievable pressures that would crack most people like a walnut? Well, not to say I told you so, but Britney is not fine. Because you know what? People who are fine remember to wear a tampon. Don't forget that. Those, my friends, are words of wisdom you can apply to most of life's situations.

More of Captain Menstruation in a bikini vacationing in the Caribbeans last week: