Paris Hilton was the big winner at the Fifi awards last night -- which is apparently some kind of big perfume awards, because yes they have awards shows for perfumes now -- taking home the award for "Best Celebrity Fragrance" for her Eau de Skank  or whatever its called. So basically, she got rewarded for something that somebody else created for her and she put her name on the box. Brilliant. There's a good message to send our kids. Just be a whore like Paris, and you too can someday win the most prestigious fragrance award of the land.