Nicole Kidman's silence on the whole "arriage-may" clause must be up because she's finally talking about what went wrong with Tom Cruise. Turns out it wasn't just about him hogging the bathroom.

'I felt I became a star only by association,' she complained to Easy Living magazine. 'We would go to the Oscars and I would think, "I'm here to support him." I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard.' (Source)

That's funny, because now that he's married to Katie Holmes, that's totally not the impression I get from their marriage whatsoever. I mean, not at all in the least. Oh, and on an entirely unrelated note, it's Opposite Day today! I like to eat dirt and wear hats on may feets! Woo!

The happy family in Japan back in March: