Miley Cyrus Isn't Fat
Miley Cyrus, who was photographed in the Bahamas this weekend wearing a pink and black mismatched bikini, at some point went off on this bizarre twitter rant about her body issues. I don't know, I think she was drunk."i just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis no more late night lucky charms," she posted.
"Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont...even like the word," She wrote. "those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words."
Cyrus continued: "oh and ps if your thighs don't jiggle go see a doctor. thanks. :)" [SIC] (Source)
I have no idea what she's talking about. Miley Cyrus isn't fat or jiggly whatsoever. She's got a perfectly lovely body, in fact. Sure, she's still got the face of a wombat and the personality of a hyena, but her figure? Nothin' wrong there!
I saw on the Yahoo gossip blog thing a headline that said, "Miley Cyrus shows of her bikini bod!" and I was completely creeped out by it. She may be an idiot but, like, she's 16 and also, she's at the beach? You wear bathing suits when you're at the beach. Plus she's not paying people to take these pictures of her. I don't think it counts as showing off when she's being followed around.
I dunno, maybe it's because I grew up with my Gran, or I'm just an old fuddy duddy myself but somehow...I don't think kiddies should be in bikini wear til they're 18!
Yeah I think like a nun! I've accepted it years ago.
Furthermore, her grammatical skills need work. Missy needs to take some time off from sunning herself and jumping around onstage to actually studying. It may be superfluous because she's wealthier than I'll ever be, but dammit, she needs to punctuate her sentences accurately!
She's probably hoping for people to say, "ur not fat bb! u rock & r AwEsOmE!!1"
*shudders* I'm ashamed that I even typed that. ^
wombats are beautiful/adorable/awesome.
shame on you.
i always thought mily c was a nice person but after i saw her pics on the web i thought of her as less of a person.
miley cyrus is a gurl who thinks shes hot but shes not....she cant even sing she sings like a guy and she is a little thick...lets just put it this way she shuddent b in a bikini:/