Make Up Your Mind Already
Just weeks after filing for divorce from his wife Robin Wright Penn, Sean Penn has withdrawn his motion, saying it was "an arrogant mistake." And also that he wanted to bang Natalie Portman. No, he didn't really say that part."They love each other like crazy but they fight like crazy," said a pal.
"They may have gotten into a fight where she said she wanted a divorce and he filed just to beat her to the punch, even though he doesn't want a divorce. (Source)
That's a fantastic reason to file for divorce from someone. In the future they should just add a wing to their house for their divorce attorneys, so they're on hand when one of those "Who used the last of the milk?" squabbles breaks out. So convenient.
Robin Wright Penn in Cannes at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS party:
I don't care how old she gets, she will always be the Princess bride to me -- and Sean Penn will always be a complete and utter sack of stagnant herpes-infected semen for, well, everything he has ever said and done in public.
And what is up with his hair? Is he some kind of Italian confidence man or something? PLEASE!
I know. I don't care how good he was in Milk, the guy is a total penis. She is way too good for him.
@hater, I agree 1000%, and I can only hope the divorce filing came about because Robin Wright and Carey Elwes met at the read-through for A Christmas Carol and their spark was reunited in such magnitude that Sean Penis (his new official nickname, thanks Stacey) found them in the bedroom in their old costumes making wild "true" love and crying about lost years.
Almost escaped!
None of which would matter, but don't they HAVE KIDS?!??! You don't cavalierly file for divorce when you have children! This happened before, about a year ago - wtf is wrong with these selfish people?