In a taped interview outside the courthouse for one of her many, many divorce proceedings with Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan compared herself to Catherine Zeta-Jones in respect to her relationship with 20-year-old Charlie Hill.  She says:

"What can I say? Catherine Zeta-Jones and, what's her husband, they're 30 years apart. I don't know. I didn't plan on it that way."

For the record, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas -- because, yes he has a name -- are only actually 25 years apart. Also, and this is very important, Michael Douglas doesn't actually look exactly like any grown children that Catherine Zeta-Jones knows about. But of course the biggest reason that Catherine Zeta-Jones is nothing like Linda Hogan is that most men would be willing to have sex with Catherine Zeta-Jones, whereas most men (excluding poor white trash from Clearwater, Florida anyway) would rather stick their wieners in the garbage disposal before getting them within 50 feet of Linda Hogan. I guess that last point is a little bit broad, though.

Looking completely out of place at Sundance in January: