Lady Gaga Wants Attention

57401405websters529200924826PM.jpgSince no one has written anything about Lady Gaga's shocking and unquenchable sexual appetite in approximately five minutes, she gave this soundbite to Canada's The Observer about what she'd like to do to The Jonas Brothers:

"I love the Jonas Brothers, they're very talented," said Gaga, as her friends call her, over the phone from a tour stop in Melbourne, Australia, yesterday.

"I met them once at (MTV's now defunct show) TRL (Total Request Live). I'd like to have a foursome with them!" (Source)

Sure, why not. A foursome with The Jonas Brothers even though they're A) brothers, B) ostensibly virgins and C) possibly not 100% hetero across the board. Scandalous. I mean, "yawn." If overtalking your sexual prowess is directly indicative to your actual sexual performance then I'd say Lady Gaga likes it missionary, mews like a kitten and barely wrinkles the sheets.

The new video for Try Pants' single "Paparazzi" is after the jump:





5 Comments


spatz said:

she reminds me of that girl from American Beauty (the mena suvari character) who talked and talked and talked in detail about all this sex she was having, but in reality never actually had sex. this is exactly what lady gaga reminds me of. all talk and no game.


Alex said:

D) They're the least talented bunch of sucks to ever suck a suck. (They're bad)


I R A Darth Aggie said:

If overtalking your sexual prowess is directly indicative to your actual sexual performance then I'd say Lady Gaga likes it missionary, mews like a kitten and barely wrinkles the sheets.

Thanks for blowing up my fantasies...but you're probably right.


Ling said:

THE BLOND GUY IN THE VIDEO IS ERIC FROM TRUE BLOOD!!!!!

Sorry, Stacey, but that realization bombed the rest of the article's content out of my head.


Stacey said:

Really?? I've never seen True Blood. I moved out of my old place with cable right around the time it came on.