In celebration of Swine Flu being "super trendy" Katy Perry bought this flying pig ring and then she blogged about it. Sure, people have died from it and all, but that was mostly in Mexico. And people die from having like, a sore throat in Mexico.

since swine flu is super trendy I wanted to make sure I was in style with my swine flu ring! I got this one in Miami at Big Drop the other day… a flying piggy. Perfect. Kitty Purry was telling me the other night that she remembers when bird flu was in and now pig flu is cool and she wonders when kitty flu is gonna hit, as she would like to be more popular than she currently already is… fame whore. [SIC] (Source)

Katy Perry is being modest. Forget "Kitty Flu" -- when is Super Annoying Asshole Flu going to break out? We all know who really deserves her big moment in the spotlight.

Plague Face at the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art last night: