
Jonah Hills appears in the new issue of
Harper's Bazaar alongside Elvis Presley's granddaughter, Riley Keoug, in a series of
Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag inspired photoshoots with captions like: "
Shopping is my life. My life is shopping. If Kitson became a country, I would pack up my belongings, move there, and apply for citizenship." and "
It’s like, I can’t go to a club with my lady and walk down a red carpet without the paparazzi snapping away. It’s a nightmare." Unfortunately, the subtle nuances of getting made fun of were lost on Spencer Pratt, who
twittered:
jonah hill just spoofed me in the new harpers bazzar! I went to highschool with Jonah from 6th to 12th grade and now hes spoofing me ! love!
Not that it's Jonah's fault. When you're dealing with an egomaniacal idiot the size of Spencer Pratt, there's not very many ways of spoofing him that
won't be totally lost on him, other than maybe walking up to him and shooting him point blank in the face with a shotgun. But then there's that whole fine line between "spoofing" and "first degree murder." Such a gray area.




Wait, so you're saying I CAN'T shoot Spencer Pratt in the face? Awwwwww...No, seriously, I really AM disappointed about that.