Incognito: (Adverb) Of a person having one's true identity concealed.

In case you weren't aware, even Paris Hilton has a twitter page now. She uses it mostly to post photos of herself, naturally, because there just aren't enough pictures of Paris Hilton on the internet these days. At any rate, here's the latest round of photos of her in a brunette wig.

Me in Disguise Today. Blondes have fun! But Brunettes are hot too! :) xoxo
about 13 hours ago from TwitPic

I hate to break it to her, but it's going to take a lot more than a brown wig to disguise Paris Hilton. Even through the computer I can smell the whore stench. Maybe if she tried rolling around with a skunk or something? That might help cover it up. Yeah, that's the ticket.