Mariah Carey is at Cannes promoting the shit out of her new movie Precious (which looks awesome, by the way) and it's been brought to, well, the media's attention that there's more of Mariah to love. You know what, though? I'm not going to hate on Mariah Carey for putting on some weight. She just celebrated her one year anniversary with Nick Cannon. And look how happy they are together! That's what's supposed to happen. I would be lying if I said I haven't put on some "new relationship happiness weight" in the past six months or so, myself. Sure, the road to happiness is littered with bladder infections and intrusive, whore ex-girlfriends -- and then one day you wake up and can't fit into any of your summer clothes anymore -- but at least I'm happy, DAMMIT.

More of Mariah at the Roberto Cavalli Dinner wearing the most ill-advised cut out dress in the history of ill-advised cut out dresses: