Heidi Klum and Seal Are Trashy
Heidi Klum and Seal, who are expecting a baby girl, renewed their vows on their fourth anniversary in Malibu yesterday with a "white trash" themed wedding. The bride wore cornrows and a bejeweled jumpsuit, the groom wore a mullet and the whole thing was presided over by an Elvis impersonator.Dressed in a short skirt, high heels and crop top, Heidi rubbed her swollen stomach as Seal stood by.
The couple first married in 2005, but have renewed their vows every year since the service. 'We love it. It's great saying your vows again,' said Seal.
'You remember who it was you fell in love with. It's also a good excuse to have a big party, and we have a different theme every year.' (Source)
I don't know if they've got any ideas for next year but it's gonna be hard to top a white trash ceremony. I wonder if they've done a Pimps 'N Hoes theme yet? Or maybe they can just renew their vows during a beer pong championship over kegstands. Oh, and if they need it, I've got an awesome recipe for jungle juice. (Pssst: The secret is that you make it in a trashcan.)
They need to stop. Heidi and Seal are in overexposure territory. I see too much of them, and Seal is too cool for that crap.
Plus, they wouldn't know white trash if they went into a Waffle House. Unless it's a cover for Heidi's smoking.
Aw, I think it's cute. :)
Does anyone else find this completely tasteless and insulting? We have tons of money, so let's make fun of poor people. Grrreat. Maybe they're next vow renewal will be starving-children-in-Africa themed.
Don't want to hate on the mom-to-be, but smoking a cigaret? Honey, no.
Holy crap is she SMOKING??? Pregnant and SMOKING??? Guess what, Heidi? The "white trash" theme is not a "theme" if you really are white trash.
I'm gonna give her some credit here, and suggest the smoking is a photo-op themed thing. It's really not something a famous model is gonna get caught doing for real, you know? At a very public, paparazzi invited event. If there's one thing she's not, it's stupid.
Plus, I think it should be taken with a grain of salt. Yes, it's tacky, but that's the idea. Fun. I doubt the intention was to be sitting there laughing at poor people! You can make just about anything a problem if you try hard enough.