Garfield's Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian and Nermal Kardasian's new Miami Dash store that they're opening for
their new E! series was vandalized last night by gangs. What a shame. Nermal Kardashian took to her blog to dispense any rumors:
Lily, our store employee, who is with us in Miami for the opening, arrived this morning and discovered that the store window had been vandalized with graffiti. All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass.
We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there’s no way whoever graffiti’d the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area. (Source)
So what is she saying? That just because it was gang related that there's no way whatsoever that they weren't targeted? Because people in gangs can't hate the stupid Kardashians too? What, because they're poor and can't afford cable, I suppose? I don't think I like where she's going with this, it sounds awfully racist to me. Well. I am washing my hands of any further involvement in the story because I don't care much for racists.
More of Garfield's Racist Cat Girlfriend Kardashian lumbering around Miami:




Actually, I think you'll find that Kourtney wrote that on her blog, NOT Khloe. Fool, don't be so nasty to them.
You see that automatic link that appears whenever this girl is mentioned? That's because of me! I was the one who didn't understand the basic premise of the joke, and I did it for you. You're welcome.