Lindsay Lohan is apparently a huge fan of some rapper named Asher Roth. So much so that she drove three whole hours from L.A. to the University of California's Santa Barbara campus where he was performing. Unfortunately, Asher Roth is not so much a fan of Lindsay Lohan and turned down her generous offer to perform onstage with him. The nerve!

Says an insider, "Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during 'She Don't Want a Man,' but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single."

Lohan, naturally, tweeted about the incident. "Wow," she sniped. "Asher was cocky to all my friends and not that nice." (Source)

Since I'm 31 and had no prior knowledge of, you know, who Asher Roth was -- I did an image search and was surprised to find that instead of being some menacing-looking rapper guy with street cred, Asher Roth is actually some scrawny, doofy-looking, hipster ginger kid who could have been one of the Petes from "The Adventures of Pete and Pete." I don't really know where I'm going with this, other than basically it's like Lindsay Lohan got turned down asking Steve Urkel out on a date.

Asher Roth live at the at The Gramercy Theater last month: