Eminem is Totally Scared of Nick Cannon

57128956websters519200993355AM.jpgIf you've been waiting anxiously on the edge of your seat to see who would fling the next handful of poo in the great Eminem-Nick Cannon feud, well, wonder no more because the feud has ended. That's right, during an interview with BBC radio over the weekend, Eminem totally ate crow and sort of ... Apologized?

"With the song 'Bagpipes From Baghdad,' I kinda spazzed out on that record, but I guess I spazzed out on every record," Em told Westwood of the Relapse track. "There's a line on there that was a little harsh. It's a harsh line. ... But it's like this, the way I look at it: I had no idea he was gonna take it like he took it. I had no idea Nick Cannon was gonna start wildin' out on me. No pun intended."

"I heard about some of the things he was saying," Em said. "I didn't read his blog or anything. But it is what it is. He's supposed to defend his wife, and I expected him to do that. But at the end of the day, it's a line I said; it's a song. What I actually meant to say is, I wish them the best. That's what I meant to say. That's the whole message of the record. (Source)

I guess when it comes down to it, Eminem was a little out of his zone here. This time he was actually embroiled in a feud with a black guy who could almost definitely beat him up once he put down Mariah Carey's purse. In the future I'm sure he'll just stick to feuding with teenage girls, dog puppets and his mom.

Mariah at the Cannes premiere of Precious:

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5 Comments


hater from siloam springs said:

I hate to say it, but she looks fabulous in these pictures. When she dresses in clothes that are actually her size, Mariah has got the total package -- even if she's a crazy diva with the vocabulary of a homeless 4th-grader.

And Eminem is a complete douche. He should start a douche-off with Spencer Pratt.


Geetch said:

Seriously, she's not that big (I think I read she's an 8 which is huge for Hollywood, normal for a healthy country, and sylph-like for fat-ass America), but she always crams herself into stuff meant for the 13-year-old she wants to be.


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

Agreed on all points. People seem to crack on her for being 'old', and 'fat': patently untrue. Maybe she's deciding to go for a look that isn't desperately grasping at straws (Madonna), or perhaps she's the type who dresses a bit more demurely because she's married. I'm not interested in the motivation, but I don't want to see her nethers popping out of things, so good choice.

If some dude who used to date your wife publicly insults her (not for the first time, I understand), trust and believe that husband is going to have something to say about that. That's like predicting 4:00 at 3:59. I don't even know what's driving the faux-sheepishness on Emimem's part. Contrition's never been his bag, and he's doing this type of routine, still, I guess it's safe to say that age hasn't dulled his indignation (his mind and creativity...)He drums up attention in whatever he does, so this seems so unnecessary--and I kind of though this dude's career was superfluous in itself when he was at his peak. But it isn't enough to not update your act? You can't even update your targets? Geez. Watch out, Douglas Fairbanks.

And watch me this weekend at Ceasar's Palace, keeping it topical, and up-to-date. Dude, Cher's dating a bagel boy? And what about Zsa Zsa slapping that cop? Oh, you so Y2-Krazy!


Dan H said:

Haha. Eminem wants people to get hyped up about what he says. Nick Cannon fell right into his trap by blowing it up. Eminem will only sell more records now. Thanks to Nick. He's been making fun of celebrities since i can remember. Nick Cannon needs to not take this to the level he did. He should've either made a response record or made one statement saying he did not appreciate the comments made in that song. Eminem clearly won this time. His album is fabulous by the way, especially the song targeting Mariah Carey.


Bob C said:

Dan H is right and eminem didn't back down he just didn't take Cannon seriously.