Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead

greys0515.jpgOn last night's season finale of "Grey's Anatomy," Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight both unsurprisingly appear to have kicked the bucket from respective brain surgery and getting hit by a bus, after throwing a piss party for the past two or more seasons about how much they wanted off the show. Oh, I mean: Spoiler alert! Whatever. Like if you're that big a fan of "Grey's Anatomy" you have anything better to do on a Thursday night anyway.

Izzie's state outrages her new husband, Dr. Alex Karev (Justin Chambers), who desperately tries to help Izzie retain her memory. "I'm sorry if this is hard for you," Izzie tells him, "but you are not the one with the short-term memory of a carrot."

After their heated argument, Izzie's memory appears to have returned. She and Alex embrace. "You're back!" Alex cries. But then Izzie loses consciousness in Alex's arms.

But in a surprising twist later in the show, George is revealed to be the unrecognizably bloodied, critically injured man who had pushed a woman out of the path of a bus, only to have been struck by it himself. (Source)

Great. Now Heigl is free to pursue a career of shitty romcoms until all that biting the hand that feeds her crap blows up in her stupid nicotine face and no one will work with her anymore. And T.R. Knight, likewise, is free to pursue a career of calling up Heigl on Tuesday nights with a pint of Ben and Jerry's in his lap asking her if she wants to come over and watch "Sex and the City" reruns on TBS. Congratulations to the two on their new paths in life!

Keigl filming the upcoming Five Killers with Ashton Kutcher:

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4 Comments


youaresotired said:

Sorry to piss on your parade but I think Heigl will be back next season. Either way I am sure she is not losing any sleep over it.

Isn't Five Killers with the same team as her previous movie The Ugly Truth? Director seems like her plenty.


Also when did either KH or TR say they wanted to leave Grey's? Post a single quote if you can find one. You can't. Just tabloid crap. In fact recently Heigl is on record saying she would love to stay.


Stacey said:

Hey, I could be wrong. But there's been frequent reports going back at least a year or two of the two of them causing trouble on the set, not to mention her withdrawing her name from Emmy consideration because the writers "didn't give her enough to work with." That was a quote. Look it up.

Here's a link we posted last July about them wanting to kill her off:

http://www.litelysalted.com/2008/07/dead-1.php

Tabloid crap, maybe. All I'm saying, it walks like a skank cancer, it quacks like a skank cancer...


Four Eyes said:

You know, when I first heard her being called "skank cancer" I thought it was a compliment. I thought it was something along the lines of her being someone who was the opposite of a skank and such a wonderful person to boot that she became the antithesis of a skank, hence "skank cancer".

It didn't take me long to realise that I was very, VERY wrong.


Cat said:

Rumors always have a facet of truth. Rainbow Killer consistently bitches about her projects. Knocked Up which launched her movie career? Was apparently sexist and degrading to women.

She then later withdrew her name from the Emmy list, stating that she didn't feel she deserved one given the lack of good anything she was being given on Grey's.

She's a puppy blood drinking skank. Plain and simple.