Overnight sensation and Star Trek hunk Chris Pine should, in theory, have his veritable pick of beautiful and successful poonany. So why the hell is he supposedly dating Audrina Patridge from "The Hills," who -- incidentally, a fact -- has 28% synthetic body parts?

In fact, they’ve been on a date! “Chris and his girlfriend broke up in March, and he is definitely single,” an insider reveals to In Touch. “They went out, and Audrina is into him.” On May 2, a few weeks before being caught at the Red Lion with friends, the reality star, 24, and the Star Trek hottie, 28, kept a low profile, but left his building early in the morning — just a few minutes apart. (Source)

This is so disappointing. I haven't seen such a gross misuse of fame since River Phoenix died or Cat Stevens went all "beardey" on everyone's asses.

Audrina and her cooler sister at the KROQ Weenie Roast: