Bun in the Oven
Guess who's expecting another child? Yup, it appears that Mel Gibson's anti-semitic swimmers managed to knock up nouveau-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, just six weeks after his wife Robyn filed for divorce. Call me old fashioned here, but isn't it common courtesy to wait at little while longer after your split BEFORE you get your mistress preggers?
It's official: Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant.
The actor confirmed the news during a taping of NBC's The Tonight Show With Jay Leno to air tonight.
"I guess I’m 'Octo-Mel,'" says Gibson, who already has seven kids with his wife of 28 years, Robyn. (Source)
"Octo-Mel"? Yeah, not so much. I don't think you can really earn that title until you squeeze eight babies out of your vajooter. Although I'm sure he'll have lots of fun picking out baby names. If it's a boy, he can call it "Adolf"! Or if it's a girl, I'm sure he'd be fond of calling her "Eva".
Here's Mel (sans the redonkulous Colonel Sanders moustache) and Oksana at the premiere of Wolverine. Don't they look happy together? And by "Happy" I mean "She's a fucking hostage, someone please save her."
So, looks like Captain Catholic's not so concerned about the old sex-before-marriage rule, eh? Or maybe he thinks that Jeebus is just glad that he's married and won't mind that it's to another lady? Oh, good grief. What a tool.
*shudder*
That is way too many little Mel Gibsons running around the world.
Agree with Figgy. What, we need another fundamentalist Catholic hypocrite? No thanks.
Aw, Mel- what happened to you?! You used to be so hot and perfect. But yet you turned out to be a complete and utter D-bag. Damnit.
Save her from what? Re-upping? Boris knows the score. Enjoy your Vatican I Hell-Date.
Hostage, puleeze! She saved everyone of his tossed condoms to turn inside out later on while he was snoring. She'll bank on this pretty decent, even if the soon-to-be-ex gets more than half, and he doesn't make another successful film ever again (odds are pretty good with him trying to out-crazy TCruise).
Good for him!
I'd rather be out boning her than sitting here typing 'oh so clever' comments into my computer like the rest of these losers. :)