Britney Spears is getting sued by a former bodyguard for $25,000 who alleges negligence which caused him personal injury on the job. Really? $25,000? That's chump change. Literally, I think K Fed gets more than that a week.

Kerry M. Vine of Richmond, Calif., filed his lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday but did not disclose the exact injuries that allegedly took place in March 2008 beyond the claim that Spears' "extreme/outrageous conduct" caused him "severe emotional distress."

Spears failed "to ensure that he could safely perform duties that she ordered him to perform thereby resulting in physical injuries," the lawsuit alleged. (Source)

Well, jeez. Everyone knows you don't take the bag of Cheetos away from Britney until you're 100% sure that she's done with them. Everyone knows that. The key to personal safety is two parts proactive and one part reactive.

More "Circus" photos, because Britney never gets photographed doing anything else anymore: