Boned
Boned: (Adjective) Refers either to the act of sexual intercourse, or of being in an unfortunate or dire situationHey, everyone! Jeremy Feist here, filling in for Stace on my first day at Webster's. I'm here as the resident Intern/Gay Porn Star, so I'll be here whenever Stacey needs a personal day.
Anyhoodle, to the shock and awe of absolutely fucking no one, Paris Hilton acted like a big ol' slut this weekend. While this isn't inherently newsworthy, her behavior resulted in her and her cock-of-the-week Doug Reinhardt getting kicked out of David Furnish's Yacht Party, after they were caught in flagrante in the bathroom. Classy.
“As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking...They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out," the source added.
“David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior." (Source)
To be fair, Paris Hilton doesn't function like we do. She needs to jump someone in the most inconvenient place possible everyday, or else her return to her true form as The Succubus, and Godtopus help us all should that ever happen.
Here's Paris and her stupid wonk-eye at the Mardan Palace Launch:
Welcome, Jeremy. I'll look forward to the addition of your humour (notice how I spell that the Canadian way) and wit here at WIMB. The first two posts are great. Keep up the good work and I look forward to your future posts.
What my fellow Canadian above me said sums it up perfectly. I agree.
How big of a whore are you to be kicked off Elton John's big gay boyfriend's big gay yacht party?
Oh, and uh, welcome, Jeremy. Posts are good so far.
Jeez, Paris- get a room. Not like your family doesn't own a global hotel chain...
Welcome, Jeremy!
Welcome Jeremy! Looking forward to your snarky commentary!! :)
And Paris is just disgusting. She denied this crap ever happened, but I still wanna congratulate the guy that kicked her out...hilarious stuff..lol
I love it!
My least favorite Celebutante getting bitch slapped by Jeremy! good job!