During a recent appearance on an Australian radio show, Katy Perry was asked to play the "Shoot, Shag or Marry" game (also known as "Kill, Fuck or Marry" in the states) given the options of Pete Wentz, Benji Madden or John Mayer -- otherwise known as "The Douchbag Three." So guess who she wanted to eff?

Perry told them she'd marry Pete Wentz because he seems to be a good dad, shoot Benji and said, "I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense. I'd definitely shag the shit out of him though. I'll go on record saying that." (Source)

God help us all if these two chuckleheads ever did manage to find each other and procreate. That kid would be so douchey its embryonic fluid would literally consist of vinegar and antiseptic chemicals and smell like an island splash.

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