J.J. Abrams wants to take a crack at the Dark Tower series. (Pajiba)

Pink is the Drag Queen Circus Master. (Yeeeah!)

Brad Pitt will be your bodyguard if you can be his long-lost pal. (The Blemish)

"Supernatual" super preview of tonight's episode! (Seriously? OMG!)

Ugh. Kirstie Alley is fatting it up all over Oprah again. (Celebitchy)

Christina Aguilera thinks being a mom has made her sexier. Well it's sure not all that fake hair and garish makeup. (CelebWarship)

New day, new Lindsay Lohan bikini pics. (BricksAndStones)

Gwyneth offers advice on where you can take your kids to eat whilst you "partake in something more grown-up." What would we do without her? (Agent Bedhead)

Remember how TMZ did Rihanna that favor of leaking the photo of her with the shit kicked out of her? Turns out they may have blown her case as well. (POTP)

Katy Perry is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Site NSFW! (DrunkenStepfather)

Marissa Miller is at a movie premiere of unknown origin. (IDWYL)