Rock Bottom

16542071websters482009104448AM.jpgRock Bottom: (Adjective) At the lowest possible level.

Jessica Simpson's camp has confirmed rumors that she is no longer with her country music label, but were quick to skirt around the fact that she might have been "dropped" from it, like we all don't know she totally was.

Earlier today, blogs were abuzz that Simpson was dropped from the label after her name was noticeably missing from both the Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville websites.

But the singer's rep tells Us, "She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album." Simpson, who has released pop albums on the Epic label, "is and has always been an Epic artist," her rep adds. "She continues to be on Epic's label." (Source)

Sure, because I know Epic must be just clamoring to start a new project with their little cash cow.* This country music gig was pretty much Jessica Simpson's last ditch attempt for any kind of semblance of an actual entertainment career. Maybe she should try VH1's Celebreality. I think the only qualifications to get one of those shows are to technically be a "celebrity" and have no discerning marketable talent whatsoever. That couldn't describe Jessica Simpson more if I included "dumb as a bowl full of hair and silicone."

* Pun intended.

At the launch of her clothing line: (Well, at least she's got that)

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1 Comments


iheartlasagne said:

See, if she would dress more like above and less in very unflattering 'daisy dukes' she wouldn't look so cow-like.