Relevant: (Adjective) Closely connected or appropriate to the matter at hand.

Good news! It turns out Eminem isn't a big, giant fat man shut in after all, and he's come out of hiding with a brand new music video. The video, for the song called "We Made You," is pretty much nothing but an extended name drop featuring the likenesses of everyone from Jessica Simpson, Linsday Lohan and Kim Kardashian to Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer and Sarah Palin. You know, the same people I write about here everyday -- only devoid of any kind of humor, cleverness, or redeeming qualities whatsoever. Basically, it's like a four and a half minute one of those "movie" movies set to music. And who says Eminem hasn't still got it? Those movies make a killing at the box office. Number one on the billboard charts, here he come!

Mr. Pertinent Social Commentary himself at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony this weekend: