Yesterday Kim Kardashian, Garfield's Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian, Kelly Osbourne and this other chick who probably wants to be famous too attended the Pepsi Throwback launch party, along with fellow A-listers such as Vanessa Minnillo, Holly Madison and a bunch of "The Hills" retards. I imagine this to be what Reality Star Heaven is like. Yup, just a big roller rink in the sky, where they all get to be pointless and endorse something for all of eternity.