No-Brainer: (Noun) Something that's obvious or requires or involves little or no mental effort.

Now that Heidi Montag has exhausted every possible career opportunity, (getting married one time, and then getting married another time) she's taking the high road and posing for Playboy.

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Heidi's in negotiations to pose for magazine. "She wants to do it," the insider confirms. "It's just a matter of working out the details." The insider tells Life & Style that Spencer is encouraging her to do it and is working on negotiating a $500,000 deal for his wife. (Source)

Well, you know what the next most logical step from here would be, right? For Spencer to pose for Playgirl.  /SCENE/ A tumbleweed blows past Playgirl's headquarters as a "CLOSED FOREVER" sign swings lazily on the front door.*

*Editor's note: Feel free to point out that Playgirl already went out of business a year ago.

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