No-Brainer: (Noun) Something that's obvious or requires or involves little or no mental effort.
Now that Heidi Montag has exhausted every possible career opportunity, (getting married one time
, and then getting married another time
) she's taking the high road and posing for Playboy
Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Heidi's in negotiations to pose for magazine. "She wants to do it," the insider confirms. "It's just a matter of working out the details." The insider tells Life & Style that Spencer is encouraging her to do it and is working on negotiating a $500,000 deal for his wife. (Source)
Well, you know what the next most logical step from here would be, right? For Spencer to pose for Playgirl
. /SCENE/ A tumbleweed blows past
Playgirl's headquarters as a "CLOSED FOREVER" sign swings lazily on the front door.
*Editor's note: Feel free to point out that
Playgirl already went out of business a year ago.
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