Nice Try
Nice Try: (Phrase) Response to a valiant, yet ultimately fruitless effort.Chelsea Handler, along with Padma Lakshmi, Eliza Dushku, Sharon Leal, and Lynn Collins, posed nude for the May issue of Allure magazine. Well, a nubile, 19-year-old model posed nude for Allure magazine, anyway, and Chelsea Handler's head was crudely pasted on top. Indeed Watson, my first clue was that the woman's body in this photo, unlike Chelsea Handler, does not appear to possess something I like to call "hips." Additionally, those are not the boobs of a 30-something. Because I've seen the boobs of a 30-something, and it's called "in the mirror every day." And let me tell you, 30-something boobs are some sad, sad, old boobs. Sigh... Now that I think about, I don't think I'd totally mind my own 19-year-old body double. Well played, Chelsea.
The real Chelsea Handler, at an Alzheimer's benefit last month:
And just for fun, the rest of the ladies, all of whom fell from the Photoshop tree themselves and hit every branch on the way down:
Okay, first off, (A) it is completely impossible for a Pajibette to have "sad, sad old boobs", so stop talking this nonsense at once, honey. And (B), Chelsea may be pretty fucking gorgeous, but yup, that's photoshop. Not like I can point fingers or anything, since without it, I'd be out of a career, but whatevs, Chelsea Handler is smokin'.
Oh come the FUCK ON. Who's gonna believe that any of that is real? That just makes me sad for Chelsea, whom I normally think is awesome. Fucking magazines.
Of course nobody with any sense will think that CH photo is real, that's the point. The others are 'shopped, of course, she's just gone one step further. I think it's funny.