Lapse: (Noun) A weak or careless decline from previously high standards.

It sounds like K-Fed is up to his same old tricks again. While dining at a T.G.I. Friday's recently, (hee!) he ditched his girlfriend Victoria Price to go outside to smoke and flirt with girls.

"He left the table to go chain-smoke outside," a fellow diner reports. "He was outside for, like, 20 minutes." Looked like Ms. Prince may not have been too thrilled about Federline's disappearance.

Says the source, "He was talking to some other girls outside, and when he finally came back to the table, his girlfriend looked angry and they started to argue." (Source)

I feel bad for Victoria. If only there had been some warning or sign that her boyfriend, Kevin Federline, would turn out to be a selfish, philandering piece of crap. Say, if she had turned on "E! News" or "Access Hollywood," or opened up an issue of People magazine, Us Weekly, or Star at some point during the entire duration of his marriage to Britney Spears. But other than that, there was pretty much no way of seeing this coming.

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