Juia Roberts is a Delight
Tom Hanks was presented with the Chaplin Award at last night's 36th annual Film Society of Lincoln Center Gala Tribute, and Julia Roberts was on hand to give a speech for him. And by "give a speech" I mean she talked about her bodily functions and repeatedly dropped the F-bomb."It's late, and I'm paying my babysitter overtime, and I have to pee," a harried Roberts announced at Monday's 36th annual Film Society of Lincoln Center Gala Tribute, where the Philadelphia and Forrest Gump double Oscar winner was presented the new Chaplin Award. Keeping her tribute as brief as possible, Roberts told Hanks, "So, everybody f---ing likes you."
Assessing his 2004 movie The Terminal, in which he played an Eastern European trapped in Immigration at J.F.K., Roberts said, "That movie about you and the airport and the accent was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, but I didn’t know … and I'm wearing the same f---ing dress tonight as your publicist." (Source)
How come when Julia Roberts gives a speech and acts belligerently, it's all like "Oh, there's America's Sweetheart, saying the F-word all over the place again. Isn't she great?" But God forbid I do the same at my parents' 30th wedding anniversary, and it's all like, "You have an alcohol problem." I'm sick of this double standard, I'm telling you.
More of Julia wearing the "same fucking dress" as Tom Hanks' publicist:
SHUT UP, JULIA ROBERTS! JUST GIVE HANKS THE DAMN AWARD!
God. What really gets me is the "paying the babysitter overtime" bullshit. We know you have full-time nannies for your turkey-baster babies!
It's just a CHORE to go to gala award banquets. You can never find a babysitter at the last minute for something you were invited to weeks ago.
I bet Hanks just smiled his pinched grin, took the award and whispered to Roberts "Hey, didn't mean to waste your time. Go take a whizz and go home to your brats."
Ah, Julia. Keepin' it classy, I see!
she's not fucking funny..never fucking was..never fucking will be...but what she fucking is is over fucking rated...get this fucking bitch off the fucking stage...her 15 fucking minutes were up 15 fucking years ago
Oh Stacey, that was probably the funniest post you have had in a long time. I actually think I cracked a rib!
she does, however, have the best "dermatologist" in hollywood.
she looks about 10 minutes older than she did ten years ago.