Inescapable: (Adjective) Unable to be avoided or denied.
I've been doing my best to ignore writing about the retarded antics Lady Gaga, but it's such a slow news day today that literally my only other option was to report on Brangelina going to the grocery store. So here is Lady Gaga. Basically, Lady Gaga is the product of what would happen if Pinhead
from the Hellraiser
movies fornicated with Mary Poppins. And if it didn't wear pants. So great, there you go. Now you know what it would look like if that happened.