Inescapable: (Adjective) Unable to be avoided or denied.I've been doing my best to ignore writing about the retarded antics Lady Gaga, but it's such a slow news day today that literally my only other option was to report on Brangelina going to the grocery store. So here is Lady Gaga. Basically, Lady Gaga is the product of what would happen if
Pinhead from the
Hellraiser movies fornicated with Mary Poppins. And if it didn't wear pants. So great, there you go. Now you know what it would look like if that happened.



What did Brangelina get at the grocery store? Did Brad look at Jenn on the tabloids? Did Angelina? Did they have coupons? Paper or plastic? Come on, I've gotta know! Paper or plastic?!
Please just give me something, ANYTHING, to get this picture of Marilyn Manson at a funeral OUT OF MY HEAD!
Could be worse, she could be saying things Katy Perry, Mylie Cyrus style.