Heartbreaker: (Noun) A person who is very attractive but who is irresponsible in emotional relationships.

Despite bringing him as her date and clamping onto him with the vice grip of death for the New York premiere and after party of Grey Gardens, Drew Barrymore told Ellen yesterday that she and MacGuy McMackerson are just "good friends" and that she "loves" being single.

"We're doing a film this summer," she says. "I guess people find it a little confusing. I totally understand. It seems like, 'What is the deal with them?' But we just adore each other. We're in each other's lives, and we're friends, and we're working together, and we have worked together."

Would she be jealous if he began dating someone else? Nah. She wants him to meet "fantastic people because he's a great guy, and he deserves the most happiness," says said. (Source)

I would like to know. Exactly just how fucking retarded is Drew Barrymore? No dude follows his ex-girlfriend around like a puppydog because he buys into that whole "We Used to Go Out but Now We're the Very Best Friends in the Whole World" bullshit. She can wish him happiness all she wants, but he's going to have a tough time finding it while curled into the fetal position, clutching a couch cushion and blubbering while watching the "Ellen" show.

Drew at the Los Angeles premiere of Grey Gardens last night. Can I just say how much I love her dress? LOVE.