Healthy

lohan0422_1.jpgHealthy: (Adjective) Indicative of, conducive to, or promoting good health.

Lindsay Lohan was seen out shopping with her sister yesterday discreetly dressed in a halter dress with no bra on, and judging from these photos I think it's safe to say she's back on her all cocaine and semen diet. Which is kind of a coincidence because I, myself, am back on my diet pills and leftover Easter candy diet. You know, trying to slim down in time for summer and all. I gotta hand it to her though, sperm may not taste as delicious as those miniature, candy-coated Whopper eggs, but what it lacks in flavor it more than make up for in nutrients. If only I had her dedication.

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4 Comments


Mrs. Plainview said:

Gawd, look at that saggy banana-boob. Grandma titties hang better than this.
Support the pups, Linds! Won't you think of the pups!


Cat said:

Wow, you know its bad when her mutt of a sister is looking better than she is.


figgy said:

oh GROSS.


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