Freakish: (Adjective) Bizarre or grotesque; abnormal.

Tori Spelling and family got all gussied up in matching outfits for the release of her new autobiographical book, Mommywood, and ... I have absolutely no idea why they're dressed like this. None whatsoever. But I can say this, the last time I got this freaked out by something green was that time in college I had a bad acid trip and thought Kermit the Frog was trying to kill me. To this day, I still can't watch "The Muppets" without having a flashback.

Also, congratulations to Tori for finally reaching her goal weight of 92lbs!