Forever: (Adverb) For all future time; for always.

As you may know, stupid Heidi Montag and stupid Spencer Pratt got married this weekend, and ever since they've been gloating it up on their stupid twitter accounts.

"I can't believe I am Mrs. Pratt," the Hills star wrote on Twitter Sunday morning, one day after her wedding to Spencer Pratt in Pasadena, Calif. "First day of married life!!!!!!"

"Getting married has been the craziest yet best experience of my life," she wrote. Later that day, she said, "Watching movies and relaxing -- this has been the best day as a married woman."

Monday morning, she added: "Wow, what a morning! Waking up with my husband is beyond words!!! I'm so excited I'm really married! FOREVER!" (Source)

Whatever. My Netflix account is going to last longer than these two. We've already been together since March of '05. That's four years, baby! And I still love it just as much as the first day we met, when it sent me Motorcycle Diaries and The Station Agent and I got them in my mailbox.*

* Not paid for by Netflix.

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