Flattering: (Adjective) Of a garment or color enhancing someone's appearance.

Miley Cyrus attended a screening of the Hannah Montana movie in Nashville last night, and, good news! It turns out her stylist hates her just as much as everyone else does! The girl is not fat by any stretch of the imagination, but Jesus. This dress is like the dress equivalent of one of those ruched one-piece swimsuits with the skirts attached that old ladies wear to their water aerobics classes.

Also, what's up with Billy Ray's soul patch these days? It looks like it's gradually taking over his entire face: