Fetal Position
Fetal Position: (Noun) A bodily posture in which the body is curled with head and limbs drawn in, sometimes assumed in states of fear or emotional withdrawal.Oh, come on. It's Friday, dammit. She couldn't just let me ease into the weekend without any severe emotional scarring? On the bright side, at least now I know what a "space hooker" is supposed to look like. Do you think herpes in outer space is the same as herpes on the planet Earth? I bet it like, glows green or some shit.
She is a spoiled little slut who is famous becuase she's rich, which is loathesome enough, I am sure.
But what kills me about her is not that she's ugly. She's not actively ugly -- she's just not attractive in the least. Nothing about her is appealing. She's the definition of a "5". Nothing to be repulsed by, nothing to enjoy. And when you add in her personality, she becomes a ZERO.
Even the sharks wouldn;t eat her.
I think the first line of my review of The Hottie and the Nottie was: "Paris Hilton is by no means an attractive woman."
So yes, I completely agree with you.
Well, if she covers her strangely dead eyes with sunglasses, she jumps at least to a 5.5. And just think of the tan lines her bondage outfit will leave. I wonder if she will come out with a plebian version for her "hi-fashion" line.