Family Reunion: (Noun) An occasion when members of an extended family get together.Hugh Hefner celebrated his 83rd birthday this weekend, and was joined by birthday whores of the present, girlfriends Kristina and Karissa Shannon and Crystal Harris; as well as birthday whores of the past, ex-girlfriends Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and the other one, whatsherface. How sweet. It's just like "The Brady Bunch," only with six Marshas who are all willing to do anal with Sam the Butcher.




Deer Hef
There's more to life than skanky blondes. Like skanky redheads and skanky brunettes.
Just sayin'