Druggies: (Plural Noun) Two or more drug addicts.

We all know Heidi and Spencer are fans of the reefer by now, thanks to Shit for Brains Shit Mouth posting this picture of Heidi on his twitter with a giant bong in the background. Now it's coming out that the two were also recently spotted at The Farmacy, a medical marijuana clinic in L.A., according to Star:

In California, people suffering from chronic pain and other illnesses can get a medical marijuana card with a doctor's prescription. "It's not like Heidi and Spencer seem sick or anything," says a witness. "I can't imagine why they would need to be there."

Their rep — who did not deny they bought pot — says the couple were there for a Web-based reality show. But it seemed they didn't want anyone to know! The usually flashy duo went incognito, wearing jeans and tees with matching sunglasses.

"They were definitely trying not to be noticed," says the witness. "I guess they don't want their fans to think they smoke!" (Source)

Wait a minute, Heidi and Spencer were trying not to be noticed? Is this some kind of sick joke? Opposite day? What are they going to tell us next, that cows have learned to use their higher brain functions, walk on two legs and are planning on enslaving mankind and condemning us to lives of slaughterhouses and dairy farming? You're scaring me, Star magazine. Please, stop it.

More of Frick and Frack "trying not to be noticed" at the grocery store last August: