Douchehole: (Noun) Not just a regular asshole, but a real douchebag of an asshole.

This has already been posted on everybody's mom's blogs by now, but I'm late to the game and couldn't resist. Yesterday Billy Bob Thornton went on Canada's "Q TV" to be interviewed with his band, The Boxbeaters or Boxmisters something or other, and gave an interview that made Joaquin Phoenix look like a stately, eloquent orator in comparison. He rambled incoherently and downright refused to answer questions because the interviewer, Jian Ghomeshi, had the hot nerve to introduce his name in the context of his acting career. You know, the acting career which afforded him the notoriety be in a band that gets gigs anywhere besides the roadhouses playing for free beer. But hey, I think Billy Bob has made his point loud and clear. Next time he shows up at a red carpet for whatever shitty, big paycheck crapfest of a crap movie he's promoting? Just remember -- he's a musician, not an actor. And not just any musician, but a music historian. Don't ask him about what it was like working with the kid from American Pie, ask him about modbilly, or whatever the fuck it is his stupid band plays. Really now? You say it's hillybilly music with mod roots? I'm not following. Explain that again?

More of the greatest thing ever to happen to music at the Sundance film festival (for some reason I can't figure out) in January: