Douche-Off
Douche-Off: (Noun) An event in which two or more people compete for douche-bag supremacy.Spencer Pratt must have been jealous, what with Ashton Kutcher hogging up all of the universe's douchiness last week with that twitter contest of his. So naturally, Spencer is doing the most logical thing and challenging Kelso to a twitter contest of his own.
"Ashton had a huge head start, but I believe in my Twitter family," Pratt, who currently has 194,048 followers on the social networking site, tells Usmagazine.com. "From the moment Ashton accepts my challenge, assuming he's man enough to do so, whoever adds the most new followers in 30 days wins."
"If I win, Ashton and Demi [Moore, his wife] have to wash my car," he says. If he loses to the Twitter pro, who now has 1,093,794 followers, Pratt adds that "Heidi [Montag] and I will clean their house." (Source)
Whether or not Ashton Kutcher is "man enough" to accept his challenge will probably depend if he's "man enough" to even know who the hell Spencer Pratt is in the first place. And that will depend on whether or not he has anything better to do than lie around and watch "The Hills" reruns all day. Oh wait, what am I saying? This is Ashton Kutcher we're talking about. We should expect his confirmation any minute now.
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Not even a fucking mention, Stacy? Not even a "he called it"?
c'mon: I called it this morning, and suddenly Shitmouth McDouchelle has to get his twat in a knot over Punkass O'Douchian's Twitter followers? It's too coincidental. I must have set it up.
Either that, or Heidi's plastic tits' RSS feed is following this blog.
Oh man, I'm so sorry! I totally missed your earlier comment. But yeah, you did call it. They should both just like loaded into a douche rocket and fired into the sun. That's the only way to solve this.
NOW Ashton Kutcher is doing ANY stupid thing....what?without his mom-I mean Dumi Mooron with he fake-and look at this Scout daughter of hers-she ain't got no nostrils-where did they go george where did they go?NO NOSTRILS and with all of their $$$$$$$$$$ you'd think they could build her some nostrils.I guarentee people laugh behind he back when she snorts cocaine.I wonder if when at one time or another,she took playdough and made a pair of nostrils,I can only wonder.
And this GOON AssFace Kuntcher..he gets ONE old lady who has been around the block more than a few times,sucks his dick good and then poof-he has seen the light:getting a blowjob for the first time,das all dat is.
I would join the little twattering thingy just to give a big old finger to Ashton Kutcher. Douchery vs. Douchery!!
Ashton should just ignore this jerk. Ashton is famous for a lot of movies, t.v. and charity work. What is this dumbass famous for again, oh yeah a stupid reality show and a stupid plastic girlfriend. They are both blonde bimbos and sooooooo beneath Ashton and Demi. Why do people have to be so mean to people that are so real. Leave Demi and her daughter alone.