Distorted: (Adjective) A misleading or false account or impression of.

Mariah Carey fired back on her twitter account after the mother of all unflattering, hideous dresses she wore on Easter (above, and, yikes) sparked pregnancy rumors. Again.

"I don't know what was worse, the bleak angles and bright peach dress ... or the b.s. commentary/blogs," she says (via Twitter).

Although "Nick looked cute" in the photos, she says she "could've definitely lived without" seeing the pictures. (She also admits that her "dress and hair" were not suitable for the "red carpet.")

She added, "And if I gained a few pounds.. my trainers back living with me again." (Source)

Is this honestly the first time anyone has showed Mariah Carey pictures of herself? She pretty much always looks like 10 pounds of crap stuffed into a 5 pound bag. Girlfriend doesn't need a trainer, she needs a mirror. And maybe a stylist. And someone to throw out all of her crowbars, shoehorns and lube. OK, and maybe a trainer. I'm not going to be totally ridiculous here.

Mariah at Sundance last January breaking zippers and taking names: