Delusional: (Adjective) An idiosyncratic belief that is firmly maintained despite being contradicted by what is generally accepted as reality, typically a symptom of mental disorder.

Yesterday afternoon Lindsay Lohan released a statement that she and Samantha Ronson were "taking a brief break so [she] can focus on [her]self," despite the fact that Samantha had already changed the locks. Well, I hope she plans to focus on herself a bit longer, because the Ronson family is now seeking a restraining order.

Samantha Ronson's mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a retraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan banned from a Ronson family event, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports.

"They were directed to the court to get a restraining order," Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall told Us on Monday. (Source)

Jesus, this is sounding more and more like a lifetime movie everyday. And if Lifetime movies have taught me anything, it's that there are only two ways for this to end. By Lindsay Lohan falling out of a plate glass, third story window while during the course of a murderous rampage, or by Lindsay Lohan accidentally electrocuting herself during the course of a murderous rampage. Either way there's almost definitely going to be some kind of murderous rampage.

The couple in "happier" times: