Crap: (Exclamation) Expressing anger, disgust, or frustration.

Paris Hilton's 19-year-old brother, Barron Hilton, has decided that he wants to carve out a career of his own after having his whore sister and the other one sister hog up the limelight all these years. He's setting reasonable goals, too, aspiring to be a mere "international singer-songwriter." Oh, goody.

I'm done with partying and traveling. It's time to get this [bleep] started." Hilton, who's recording tracks at his Upper East Side apartment, isn't signed to a label, but is developing a reality show with Viacom.

"It's gonna be like 'The Hills,' but real," he says. "A lot of that stuff is pre-setup or re-setup. This is gonna show the meetings, the production side, the recording side . . . I just want people to say, 'Wow, this song really moved me, or made me cry.' " (Source)

So basically, he's hoping his reality show will launch some shitty music career, and is pretty much following the exact same trajectory as Paris Hilton. So far he's having more luck, though, because I haven't even heard his songs yet and I'm already crying. And drinking. And shaking my fist towards the sky, cursing a cruel and malevolent god. Well played, Barron. Well played.

More of Paris Hilton and her manwhore at Perez Hilton's birthday party, because I don't have any more photos of Barron: