Contaminated: (Adjective) Something made impure by exposure to a polluting substance.

Gwyneth Paltrow and her assy shoulder pads are renting a swanky apartment in Los Angeles while she films Iron Man 2. However, she soon discovered that the place was overrun by filthy, disgusting rats. Let me be the first to say: "Ha ha!"

A friend tells the publication, "Gwyneth wanted everything to be perfect. She was so excited about moving to L.A. with the family and to be closer to her actress mom. It will be the first time in ages that she, Chris and the children will be living together as a family. But her stomach turned at the thought of rats running around. She didn't want her homecoming ruined by those horrible creatures. Being an animal lover, Gwyneth didn't want the vermin harmed, just removed." (Source)

Hmm... Is it just me, or do I totally smell a new GOOP newsletter coming from this? Sure, maybe at first it sounds gross, but think of how better than everyone and enlightened she'll feel about herself if she learns how to coexist with the rats? Mark my words, within months living with the rats will totally be the new macrobiotic diet or naming your kids after fruit.

More of the Queen of the Vermin at the "Valentino: The Last Emperor" premiere: