Bullshit: (Noun) Stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.

Not content with milking publicity the usual way by posing for photoshoots at the grocery store or leaking homemade music videos on the internet, Spencer Pratt has decided to try his hand at a good ol' fashioned feud. His target? Lady Gaga:

"I can't get over that she is a huge pop icon of the world," Montag's beau Spencer Pratt dissed Friday on Q100 Atlanta's The Bert Show. "People are acting like she's the new Britney Spears ... I don't know even why this girl gets so much attention and press. I guess if you dress like a fool and have crazy, ridiculous haircuts, people start paying attention."

"People are calling Lady Gaga the pop princess, [so] what's Heidi - the pop queen?" he added. Asked to name five artists Montag is more talented than, Pratt said, "Madonna, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Beyonce and Christina Aguilera."

"I wouldn't even compare them to Heidi's level," he went on. "I am in the studio everyday with Heidi I know what's coming. I can make claims like that." (Source)

He's got to know he's full of shit, right? I mean, he's just got to. Heidi Montag's singing sounds like the death throes of a baby calf born with its brain on the outside of its skull. And that's probably being too kind. I guess it just gets to a point where admitting that your girlfriend can't sing is worse than being the tree that fell in the forest and no one was there so it didn't make a sound.

More of Heidi cramming a wad of meat into her gaping maw. And not the kind she does on a nightly basis, if you know what I mean: