Britney Needs the Pole

56895504websters430200911703PM.jpgBritney Spears' "Circus" tour is headed to the UK in June, and London's infamous Dorchester Hotel is already preparing a suite for her arrival. You know, the usual stuff, like satin sheets, an array of high-end lotions and toiletries, and, oh yeah ... A stripper pole.

A source said: 'Britney loves pole dancing, it is her new favourite work out. 'She gets the toning that she needs without having to hit the gym, and she wants to be able to do it in the privacy of her own hotel room.

'Keeping fit on the tour is very important as her show is full of rigorous dance routines, so Britney likes to do her pole dancing work out every morning when she gets up.' (Source)

Boy, I never realized how good strippers have it. Not only do they experience the glamor and intrigue of having strange men ogle over them every night, but they get a killer workout at the same time. Are you kids out there listening to this? It's a little career perk you won't hear about from your so-called "guidance counselors."

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3 Comments


Jeremy Feist said:

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it, sug.


Stacey said:

Are you kidding me? That ship has long since sailed, my friend. Remember? Sad old tits.


Jeremy Feist said:

Oh Stacey, how many times do I have to tell you? You do not have the saggy boobs. Seriously, your boobies are really quite nice. I mean really, it's not like you're 80-years old and your tits are hanging down to your knees.